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I prefer to be the ex they regret than the ex that I prefer to be the ex they regret than the ex that got away ☺️☺️. 

After me he will be too scared to love again - #thevillainera 
 *insert Nicki Minaj laugh here* 

 (For the record none of my ex boyfriends ever got married 🤭)
Be careful of the message you’re sending the uni Be careful of the message you’re sending the universe - you might be getting less because you’re ok with less and you think it’s cute 🤭

Look at you being reasonable for no reason then complaining about it 🙃🙃🙃
I feel like the world is getting very diverse but I feel like the world is getting very diverse but not any more inclusive than it was before. Representation is everywhere but the barriers that divided us are still there. Everyone is at war trying to validate their point. 

 I don’t think that will ever change but I’m ok with being a good person, managing what I can control, minding my business and spying on my neighbors boyfriend 🤭
Your favorite thick girl has entered the chat - I Your favorite thick girl has entered the chat - I love how I try on 500 things but leave the house in black leggings and a black crop top every single time 

Current stats - 140lbs🥹
34-25-38 | Bust - Waist- Hips
Happy Emancipation Day to my island, to my home, t Happy Emancipation Day to my island, to my home, to my birth right - they could never make me disown you. I am Jamaican before I am anything else - my area code might have changed but my soul never left that island. 

On this day 1834 slavery was abolished in Jamaica 🇯🇲.

#emancipationday #jamaica🇯🇲
Meet Entrepreneur Barbie - founder of @goodbodylif Meet Entrepreneur Barbie - founder of @goodbodylifestyle reads to escape people. Has never finished a series, loves intermittent fasting, is a proud prude who barely drinks  and is working on a book called “Ben, Sam and Samantha”.

Has a few white boys on her roster but refuses to eat Pasta or Lobster because she’s vegan and allergic
Happy New Moon babies 🌚 I’m excited this is Happy New Moon babies 🌚 

I’m excited this is gonna be nice - I wonder who else is gonna reach out to me  before the year ends🙃 - what’s everybody wearing today? 

(Ps the last slide I heard the girl downstairs walking her dog saying “he’s so cheap and it’s annoying” so I wanted to hear the full story 🤭)
The older I get the more I realize I can live with The older I get the more I realize I can live without a man and flourish, but I can’t live without money 🥹🥹🥹. 

And one of them is easier to get than the other and it stresses me out - why is life like this 🥲
If you’ve been fighting silent battles all of 20 If you’ve been fighting silent battles all of 2023, I see you love bug. We have half a year left - we can still win.  This year is such a strange year I think who else agrees? It’s not bad, but it’s something, something you know what I mean
I Dnt always go out but when I do, I go to Gay bar I Dnt always go out but when I do, I go to Gay bars and hype up strangers on the dance floor, drink too much and sing off key. Happy #pride to all my babies. 

PS sorry I was 2 hours late 🙃. 

#pridemonth #sfpride #pride2023
@LaurenOLauren
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  • March 12, 2023

Stop Asking Influencers For Their Surgeons

Hey there! It’s me a stranger on the internet who you haven’t met yet, and today I want to talk about something that’s really important. If you’re thinking about having a cosmetic procedure done, it’s absolutely crucial that you do...

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  • October 29, 2020

Make 2020 A Black Christmas

Well Hello there, if you follow me on Instagram you would have known that my Christmas tree is very much UP!!!! But not only is it up I have been doing a lot of thinking. Since the start of COVID19,...

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  • October 15, 2020

Good Body Lifestyle – Creating Something Human

I haven’t written a blog post in months and I apologize. Blogging was my first love and when I started a hundred years ago ( over ten years ago) it was the first avenue where I felt free enough speak...

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  • June 23, 2020

Things I’m Loving – Skin & Hair Edition

Hey everyone so I wanted to do a little list of some of my favorite purchases at the moment. I have been at a really happy place with my hair, and my skin was going through a rough patch two...

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  • June 19, 2020

How I Prepared For Breast Augmentation Surgery

Hello my Love Bunnies, I have a secret I’ve been holding on to for the past four months. Of course I’m not obligated to tell you this. I choose to disclose this information because, I feel like sharing my journey...

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  • May 21, 2020

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  • April 24, 2020

My New Self Care – Stay Home Routine …… (COVID19)

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  • December 17, 2019

Changes I made this Year, That I’m taking to 2020

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I prefer to be the ex they regret than the ex that I prefer to be the ex they regret than the ex that got away ☺️☺️. 

After me he will be too scared to love again - #thevillainera 
 *insert Nicki Minaj laugh here* 

 (For the record none of my ex boyfriends ever got married 🤭)
Be careful of the message you’re sending the uni Be careful of the message you’re sending the universe - you might be getting less because you’re ok with less and you think it’s cute 🤭

Look at you being reasonable for no reason then complaining about it 🙃🙃🙃
I feel like the world is getting very diverse but I feel like the world is getting very diverse but not any more inclusive than it was before. Representation is everywhere but the barriers that divided us are still there. Everyone is at war trying to validate their point. 

 I don’t think that will ever change but I’m ok with being a good person, managing what I can control, minding my business and spying on my neighbors boyfriend 🤭
Your favorite thick girl has entered the chat - I Your favorite thick girl has entered the chat - I love how I try on 500 things but leave the house in black leggings and a black crop top every single time 

Current stats - 140lbs🥹
34-25-38 | Bust - Waist- Hips
Happy Emancipation Day to my island, to my home, t Happy Emancipation Day to my island, to my home, to my birth right - they could never make me disown you. I am Jamaican before I am anything else - my area code might have changed but my soul never left that island. 

On this day 1834 slavery was abolished in Jamaica 🇯🇲.

#emancipationday #jamaica🇯🇲
Meet Entrepreneur Barbie - founder of @goodbodylif Meet Entrepreneur Barbie - founder of @goodbodylifestyle reads to escape people. Has never finished a series, loves intermittent fasting, is a proud prude who barely drinks  and is working on a book called “Ben, Sam and Samantha”.

Has a few white boys on her roster but refuses to eat Pasta or Lobster because she’s vegan and allergic
Happy New Moon babies 🌚 I’m excited this is Happy New Moon babies 🌚 

I’m excited this is gonna be nice - I wonder who else is gonna reach out to me  before the year ends🙃 - what’s everybody wearing today? 

(Ps the last slide I heard the girl downstairs walking her dog saying “he’s so cheap and it’s annoying” so I wanted to hear the full story 🤭)
The older I get the more I realize I can live with The older I get the more I realize I can live without a man and flourish, but I can’t live without money 🥹🥹🥹. 

And one of them is easier to get than the other and it stresses me out - why is life like this 🥲
If you’ve been fighting silent battles all of 20 If you’ve been fighting silent battles all of 2023, I see you love bug. We have half a year left - we can still win.  This year is such a strange year I think who else agrees? It’s not bad, but it’s something, something you know what I mean
I Dnt always go out but when I do, I go to Gay bar I Dnt always go out but when I do, I go to Gay bars and hype up strangers on the dance floor, drink too much and sing off key. Happy #pride to all my babies. 

PS sorry I was 2 hours late 🙃. 

#pridemonth #sfpride #pride2023
Im not interested in small talk with anybody, big Im not interested in small talk with anybody, big conversations only.
I’m in my focused on my career, spend weekends at home alone reading and loving it - don’t invite me no where I don’t want to be around people ERA.  #iloveithere
Happy Fathers Day to my Dad Barack Obama. I am so Happy Fathers Day to my Dad Barack Obama. I am so honored to call you Dad.  He’s Americas first black President but to me he’s daddy. 

Anybody who comments and says this is a tacky photoshop is getting blocked🙃
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