one man wont do, thank you.

New rule, “fuck what yah heard” (I love saying that) the rules about lady like behavior and all that shit has been re written and almost oxford approved.
Put your hand up if you’ve ever broken a car window, light his house on fire, searched his cell phone, jacked his email or anything that would deem you crazy. Put your other hand up if while u did these things he was the only man in your life! See that’s where women go wrong, do you see men braking windows or getting fat over “Jacqueline” no because they have another girl, I swear it works!
This is where the difference between dating and fucking play very important roles! Women can’t do the same thing thing as men and remain ladies, yeah yeah yeah we heard! However nothing is wrong with innocent dating, Mr Man pisses you off but “HE” always has nice things to say and would you believe he remembers that you hate grape soda. I promise this way works and you can date as many guys as your little heart desires but the rule is don’t have sex with them, unless of course your boyfriend is ignoring you and forgot that you have a vagina, then you can do as you please! Whatever floats your boat!
So if you are in a relationship, wise girls date and keep there options open. As Beyonce once said if he liked it “he woulda put a ring on it” so until he wifes it! Its yours and he can’t say shit! (Ps unless of course there is a range rover and a house on the hill involved with your name on the deed, then you best behave yourself. Before you get bax and loose it all)

“HE” should be doing all the things that Mr Man isn’t doing, stuff like ummmm I haven’t a clue what your Mr Man isn’t doing, but girls have sent me letters about movies and stupid walks on the beach, or dinner stuff, whatever floats your boat, “HE” will do it. Will Mr Man ever find out you ask yourself one day after you’ve received a gorgeous bouquet from “HE”, nope Mr Man isn’t that observant honey dear he hasn’t a clue, he’s too busy with another dumb bitch!!

Xoxox Lauren Alexander, no rings here!!

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