I bet you think this blog is about me??

I make it look easy, Doesn’t it make your head hurt to see me everywhere?? You can’t pin point why you hate me, but you really don’t like me. Every day you dedicate an hour to me at least just to talk to me, gaddammit I could kiss you’re dumb little ass but I don’t have the time.

There’s nothing else left for you to say, you caught your boyfriend downloading my pictures from facebook, now you’re mad at me because he’s obsessed. You didn’t shed the baby weight after spending all that money at the gym, suddenly im the skinny bitch who needs to eat something. Nothing bothers me, so now everything annoys you, I took him from you and i’ve never even met him!

I don’t give a fuck if you hate me, Stupid bitch you’re the same one that made me!!

xoxoxo Lauren Alexander, coming to a town near you!!!!