Get over him, ask Barney how!!

How to get over someone you love, by using your imagination! I know I’ve made mention to Barney that purple dinosaur on several occasions I love him he’s my hero! He’s a little over weight but I like my guys far from perfect, like really far. I know it’s hard to get over a guy who just isn’t feeling you like that or worst your circumstances make a relationship impossible, I would love to tell you to take a bus to St Thomas and ask for Ms Ivy (dnt tell her who sent you) bring a piece of his clothing, I’ve been told it works even better when you bring blood (his blood of course). But not every problem can be solved with “Obeah” aka “Vodoo” but if you try and it works please send me an email at lauren@laurenolauren.com ;). Sometimes the best thing you can do is pretend and forget about it, you may need a distraction, but I,ve found it works best when I think negatively as it relates to the outcome of the situation, negativity isn’t always a bad thing remember I think it was sampson who got the honey out that lion he slaughtered? I can never remember a story. The point I’m trying to build here ladies is let’s play pretend I know you can, think about all the times you’ve ever said to a guy “how much fun you had, and how big it is” even tho none of it’s true, I won’t dare make mention to how many orgasms I’ve faked :), Pretend like you’ve never had sex with the guy just try I promise I pretend all the time it works, I know it works because I can’t remember the last time I attempted to burn a guys car up or trash his apartment, so target your inner Barney and just use your imagination yeah! Xoxoxoxox Lauren Alexander, imagining that my ex ends up on Maury *your are not the daddy* hahaha

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