what's Fuckability, and who has it?

I’m Fuckable and its ruining my dam life!!

I put this as my facebook status “I wish my daddy was a real man so I could at least know what one looks like” I was shocked that anyone agreed with me, then a male friend of mine from London said to me that Jamaican girls are promiscuous and that we like sex, my initial reaction would have been” go fuck your Queen and have a Fag yeah” but instead I heard myself saying “I hear you”. I’m sitting on my bed recovering from the red wine I had the night before that someone had obviously tampered with, thus the reason I’m still throwing up and feeling woozy, I’m thinking somebody spiked my drink they didn’t even wanna get to know me just fuck me, that’s fuckability for you huh?.

Later that evening I found myself pairing the two, trying to make sense of it and I think I got it. You know I like answering questions by asking another question, don’t you? Tell me this ladies, truth we’d all like to be with just one guy that fills all our qualifications?, truth if we knew that sleeping with John Doe tonight would result in him not calling or acting weird, or worst just use us for sex. We wouldn’t have bothered to have sex with him anyway? It’s all true.
Are Jamaican women promiscuous,no but most of us are victims of failed fathers. I know I really didn’t wanna get all doctor Phil on everybody but, it’s true you know when a girl is always dating a looser, it’s cause she had worthless dad, every dam thing that women do wrong believe it or not researchers have traced it back to bad fathering. I bet at this point some dude is reading this saying I know lots of girls who aren’t fucking down the globe and they don’t have a dad, my answer to that “honey please she fucking you just don’t know” bear in mind I’m not calling these women hores or promiscuous, and I’m definetly not saying that some of these aren’t just down right hores.

But you wanna know something else, when a white girl is a hore she will always be “a white girl” when a black girl does it she is a nasty ass hoe! Perfect example *Jenna Jameson* The men in Jamaica don’t think its possible to be in a relationship with a girl they aren’t having sex with, I don’t think they think it’s possible to get to know a chick unless she has sex with them. Not to mention the things you can use sex to buy in a third world country!
I’ve tried to tone down my sexuality over the years, I don’t wear porn star length extensions anymore, I’ve gone out and gotten a cute haircut, no more smudged suggestive black eyeliner or the video girl wardrobe, now I’m more cute girl chic.But being fuckable is more than an outward image, it’s a desirability something rare an exotic, I’m tooting my own horn, but who wants to have a girlfriend they can’t really understand? Or better yet one that won’t need them all the time? Men like damsels in distress, I like lots of money with no strings attached.

My point is I dnt think women in Jamaica for the most part except that “nasty girl” who seems to walk around having sex with every bodies man in car backs, on boats and just about anywhere they ask her to meet them, gosh I hate that bitch. I should dedicate my next blog to her. Ewww
Anyways what I’m saying is women are really looking for some security that’s all. We don’t really care about the sex too much Truth!!
Lauren Alexander,

*Daddy is that you*

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