why do men get married, why do women get married?

Do you ever wonder why wives look the way they do after a year or two after marriage? It’s cause they’re angry! Most of them anyway. Why do people get married? Women get married because like a nice car is to man, marriage defines us and makes us feel worthy, that and the fact that at the tender age of 4 some asshole gave us a barbie doll accompanied by a Ken doll her gorgeous husband and then gave us battery operated baby that cries for her bottle when when you shake her up. It’s apart of our fucked up development, we did home economics and the boys didn’t it seems that everything in our childhood and teenage years has groomed us for that day, when the wrong guy asks us to marry him and we say yes, never thinking beyond the dress, the ring and how many of our closest friends who must be there! (For the record I have 1500 very close friends).
Why do men get married? They meet a woman they’re scared and she gives them an ultimatum marry me or I’m gone, someone once told me that men marry their mothers, they marry women that they are slightly scared of and aren’t 100% sexually attracted to but attractive enough to give them a hard on have sex and I guess produce an off spring. Listen I know what I’m saying sounds rough and unbelievable but If there’s one thing I know it’s the make up of the male mind. Women if you’ve ever dated a man who is married or have friends who are married like I do, then you know the men don’t answer their phones around their wives, someone could be dead it better wait, when the men go out with their wives you become a stranger, they’ve never seen you before. Married woman are different women aren’t afraid to answer their phones especially if it’s just a friend, in public they’ll say hi to anyone.

The key to getting a man to marry you therefore lies in how much you can intimidate him and scare him to death. I swear you be too nice to man and he will be on to the next bitch literally.

Xoxox Lauren Alexander potential to be an even bigger bitch