what’s the skinny on all that weight? can i call you fat??

Alright, once again I’m ready to touch a topic others are scared of. I’ll start by saying I do not have a problem with fat people or skinny people, I just have a problem with people in general, ok? Good! Now I’m a skinny girl I have always been the only problems I’ve ever had with my weight personally were the ones I imagined. I meet people sometimes that are beyond fat, you aren’t fat if you can go into a regular store and buy a dress or a shirt, your beyond fat when you have to order your clothes from god knows where they can stitch so many pieces of fabric together? And I have always wanted to ask what happened did you slowly get fat, is it a condition? What the hell happened? If I get super skinny its safe to say I have been starving myself (that or I have aids) so when someone gets really big why do we often sit and ponder what happened?. And for crying out loud why can’t we call them fat, they are, oh so it’s ok to call me slim but I can’t call the man who struggling to get through the door ways narro eAlright, once again I’m ready to touch a topic others are scared of. I’ll start by saying I do not have a problem with fat people or skinny people, I just have a problem with people in general, ok? Good! Now I’m a skinny girl I have always been the only problems I’ve ever had with my weight personally were the ones I imagined, we do not have fat people in my family I promise you, well atleast I’ve never met one. I meet people sometimes that are beyond fat, you aren’t fat if you can go into a regular store and buy a dress or a shirt, your beyond fat when you have to order your clothes from god knows where they can stitch so many pieces of fabric together? And I have always wanted to ask what happened did you slowly get fat, is it a condition? What the hell happened? If I get super skinny its safe to say I have been starving myself (that or I have aids) so when someone gets really big why do we often sit and ponder what happened?. And for crying out loud why can’t we call them fat, they are, oh so it’s ok to call me slim but I can’t call the man who struggling to get through the door ways narrow entrance Fat? Why not listen Shaq is tall and that dude is fat.
Oh I know I shouldn’t say it because it might hurt their feelings, a lot of things hurt my 112 pounds of body weight feelings, it hurts my feelings when the guy I like, likes another girl, it hurts my feelings when someone spills liquor on my sexy Aldo pumps and it starts to strip or some stupid shit, it hurts my feelings when people tell me I have no feelings expecting me to have feelings enough to care!!!

Hmmmmm once again I’m loosing my train of thought, what I really want to know fat people is how did you get so fat? What’s it like being fat? Can you run? Tell me how do you have sex, I’m a girl so I’m wondering if I was having sex with a fat man, would he have to hold his belly to find his penis? I always wonder about these things hmmmm I not sure if I wanna find out though! What about driving? When you sit in the drivers seat I mean you’re as big as the car, awww boy I’m working it out in ma head cuz ma calculator doesn’t work.

Xoxox 5”5 at 112 llbs Lauren Alexander