My period, yeah it’s complicated!

Don’t worry I’m not going to talk about the gruesome details, remember this week is “Ode to men’s week” and I thought this is another reason why we love our men, put your hands up if you’re a woman who appreciates a man who gets the fact that your period is here and sometimes cramps can feel like child birth! Put your other hand up if Men who count down your period and know when it’s coming and when it ended make you fucking sick! Tell the mother fucker hey! I am not gonna fuck you, you’re wierd and creepy. When a man understands and gets the fact that this week you dnt wanna be bothered because you will light the car on fire is the most amazing thing ever
When he comes home with candy, or they snuggle up beside us and rub our stomachs, guys these are the little things we love, that and another little thing you can get in Tiffanys with our initials angraved inside, followed by a little diamond so big, it hurts our fingers when we scratch our heads! But seriously I don’t wanna gross anybody out but agree with me girls if you have a live in boyfriend or if you sleep over and your period “surprises” the both of you! He is so cool about it, he’s so dam cool about your period it makes you wanna give him head, maybe this time you’ll even try and deep throat it.

We love our men! We love it when you act like men, we love it when you sweat, when you gain a little weight and have a little belly, and that bitch next door is no longer attracted to you anymore, so she stops asking you to come over and help her move furniture! Oh honey I’ll still love you, I dnt think your fat now you’re sexy. We love our men! We love when you get into your feminine side and gossip with us about that girl we don’t like at work, yup the chick who can’t walk properly in her cheap looking stillettos! What I’m really trying to say is, “Hey boys! We love you”

It’s Ode to Men week here ladies, let’s here it for the boys!”

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