30When He calls ( we love men)
Im sure the cell phone was invented was so men could call women and say stupid things to us. You have to admit ladies, there is a special feeling attached to seeing his name on your phone when it rings. You may have broken a heel that day, your hair color didn’t turn out right, a stain caught your white dress or you’re bummed out by you period and cramps are telling you you’re worthless, but when Mr Man calls you forget the bad and remember what he looks like when he smiles ;)
When you take our numbers we really believe deep down somewhere inside of us that you will call, when we call and you say “im busy babe let me call you back” we hold our breath, when we let you into our vagina’s for the first time, we expect you to call the next day, it’s protocol it’s a courtesy call for crying out loud dammit just pick the phone up and call us.
Sometimes we don’t listen but we love when you tell us what to do and voice your opinion on our ‘going out habits” whether we party too much or not at all, we kinda live to please you boys, but sometimes you don’t appreciate our gestures.
Look babe I went out and put $20,000 extensions in so I could look like your favorite porn star that you like to watch at nights before we do the “dirty”.
Oh come on you boys know you mean the world to us, all the boob jobs, jimmy choo shoes wouldn’t mean that much to us if you guys didn’t say you liked it.
An Ode to worlds Men……………………………………………
