Why I love men!! yeah…..

Let me start by saying it took me three hours to write this so,don’t get your Clavin Klein boxers in a bundle, let me start off by saying this week I am dedicating LaurenOLauren to all the things we women like about men, So I thought I would share a few of my favorite things.

I love a man who is truly a boss, I dnt mean gold chain wearing, bad man talking. I mean a man who is in charge of himself, he doesn’t need to go out tonight because the boys are rolling and he’s a member of the pack. He doesn’t drink or smoke because it’s just not his thing.

I love when I fall asleep first and I wake up and you’re still holding me, I dnt ever want morning to come.

I love that we can sleep in the same bed and not need to have sex. (even tho, you know, umm whatever that’s not the point)

I love, when you listen to me bitch and complain about my friends or  my day, or whine about my hair braking, even though we both know you don’t give a fuck.

I love when you look me over completely then tell me I look nice even tho this color makes me look fat.

I simply adore how cute you make it seem when you make fun of me and call me stupid names like monkey, even though monkeys are far from cute. I know you think I’m cute.

I love your honesty, (wait a minute have I lost my fucking mind? Men don’t know how to be honest,once again just like my therapist told me I dnt know how to separate real from fake. This has nothing to do with Gucci or Louise!) Disregard this please thanks’

I love when you hold my waist from behind, it makes me feel like a delicate female, protected by her prince charming. hahahaha

I absolutely love it when you show your affection by slapping or grabbing my ass in public, don’t we all wanna belong to somebody?

If you’re a female who can relate send me your stories to misslaurendunn@gmail.com remember all this week is “Ode To Men” week here on LaurenOLauren. September 27 to October 3rd.