An Ode To all Men

Yeah I know I talk alot of shit about men,  the fact is, no matter how many advice or relationship books we read, no matter how many blogs I write about what you shouldn’t do, No matter how many times I say don’t fuck the son of a bitch the first chance you get, he’s so cute and talk so much trash, you know you’re gonna fuck him you dumb whore.

What I’m trying to say is Men know exactly what to say to us so that we forget everything we read, I raise my hat to them, only a man can sleep with his girlfriends best friend and have her forgive him with a dozen roses and new gucci shoes, I gotta tell you boys only you know how to make us girls look like idiots by having us believe one thing and then you show up at the club with another fucking bitch, only a man tells this chick he’s really busy and tells that chick he’s bored and has all the time in the world to get to know her.

This my friends is an ode to all men out there, just letting you know that we women appreciate being made total asses of, yes boys it’s true our lives just wouldn’t be the same without you men distracting us from the important shit in our lives to wonder why you have some chick on your bb messenger list whose first name is Candy and last name is “Suck well”?

Hey just thought I’de let you men know on behalf of all us women, no hard feelings eh?