Link me!

Alright hello to all my new readers,  be carefull there might be expletives in the following information below. Now earlier I was talking about Digicel right! well I went down there today, after I got a phone call saying I should come into the Ambel in New Kingston to go through my paper work for my new phone, I needed at least two utility bills or two  bank statements, so here I am jumping through hoops and performing tricks to get this great and mighty offer from Digicel.

I get there and I have to deal with this girl whose name is mellisa spelt wrong and pronounced retarded, clearly she was having a bad day or her boyfriend just broke up with her because she was a lame ass trip. She said to me they cant process my paper work, because even though the adress on my utility bill was current, the address on my bank statement was from my last address and even though it matched my ID, it was company policy.

I said fine I know people in higher places than you and your team leader badge, I call my “Linky” and he said it was ok he’ll call the office now and sort it out and it wont be a problem, so i go back to the desk where she was she asks me if I’m going to get another bill for her I said “Dnt worry about that bill someone is going to call you” Mellisa spelt wrong and pronounced retarded looked at me and said “If you say so” in a tone of voice followed by a facial expression that said yeah and who do you think you are. I was sooooooo pissed so when another one of her co workers offered me a cup of water from the fridge, I demanded the whole fucking bottle of spring water. what am I going to do with a tiny cup make a wish?

of course my “linky” called and I had that bitch reported and dealt with, don’t underestimate people you never know who is who, deal with everyone like potential customers!! even if they arent because Bitch i’ve been with Digicel since 10th grade when they first came to jamaica.