Hey maybe I wrote the Bible in my old life.

Alright today My friend Celestine Thomas who is a wicked producer and editor with a degree in Mass Com, gave me a copy of the bible and opened it up and asked me to read it. Here I was in Psalms 109 verses 1 - 31, I read it and let me tell you I felt like I was dealing with a real live Christian the ones who wish bad on people but go to church on Sunday and scream “I love God” then speak in tongues.

Now for those of you Who dnt think I have a relationship with God, let me correct you before you pass your place, God and I have a great relationship, jesus is my fucking homeboy, no pun intended. I am not hear to judge the fallen or the blessed but I’m human and I will criticize and I do this in helping myself to understand the ways of man and this earth which I am occupying, (dammit I sound like a profit, ha eat your heart out Socrates)

Ok so open your bible and read with me, from what I gather David is speaking, he explains to God that people are plotting against him what we know as haters hating, yeah? Verse 4 he says “For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer”  meaning he knows these people are tresspassing against him and he is talking to God about it but then he goes further to wish bad unto this man and his children, his wife, versus 6 to 7 is the wickedest thoughts a man of God could ever have read this  “Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.when he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin” David went further into saying verse 9 ” let his children be fatherless and his wife a widow”. david is telling God to turn a blind eye to this man if he prays and asks for firgiveness, he must turn the mans prayer into a sin, who give David the right to tell god not to forgive this man, he must make this man’s children go fatherless, now David contradicts his self in this same chapter when he says ” As he loved cursing,so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him” I wish I could hold David’s hand when he said this because he is telling God that this man loves to curse and wish bad then basically allow only bad things to happen to him, what if if God were an amused God he would give David what he was wishing for and allow him and this man to suffer, hahahah you need to read this and then what comes after is even more humurous.

verse 21 begins with david asking God to help him and rid him of his misery , Verse 22 makes me honestly think David is a mad man “For I am poor and needy, and my heart is wounded within me” he is poor and needy after all  that wounded heart too, if I didn’t know any better I would say david sounds a lot like me verse 29 to 30 takes the cake my brothers and sisters david says “Let mine adversersaries be clothed with shame and let them cover themselves with their own cofusion, as with a  mantle. I will greatly praise the Lord with my mouth; yea, i will praise him among the multitude” Do I need to explain David have spilt personality poor boy!!!