wow I love this little city of Kingston it reminds me of grand theft auto in a little x-box hahahaha. Alright a couple months ago ( a lot of months actually) I was putting together top 10 hottest women in kingston list for my website, I remember asking a certain beauty queen if she would like to be on the list. She said no she was flattered by the idea but she doesn’t think it would be appriopriate, I mean I totally understand when you used to be a miss jamaica i mean you cant afford for your image to just take on any old form, she told me however she would love to help out my HIV awareness Organization in whatever way she can, I thanked her and told her I would let her know as it relates to that.
Today I woke up all excited ready to take on the world, well after I watched my collection of reruns, of “The penguins of Madagascar” i love them, I checked my twitter account and waited for the dvd to load, when BOOM I read that some girl set her boyfriends car on fire.
Come one don’t get me wrong I’ve busted the windows out my boyfriends car once, well if you count that time twice, but I never thought to light the dam thing on fire, besides at the time I wore a lot of weave and I didn’t want my extensions accidently being caught on fire, i mean before you know it I’m seeing the same plastic surgeaon that did Micheal Jackson’s complexion and nose.
When I learnt that the fire princess was the same girl who didn’t want to be on my list for fear of ruining her reputation, well lets just say I gave Jesus Christ back that $5 dollar I owed him, yeah yeah Jesus you won this time. Lets see if that other beauty queen who is denying her relationship to the trackstar will put out a sex tape, this time lets make it $50 bet.
PEACE OUT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!