Boys please don't!
Ok Im always telling girls when they should run and what they should do and shouldnt do, so because i believe in equality I decided I would do a list for the boys too. (yeah everybody clap their hands and look at each other and smile and say wow!)
(1) If we suggest watching a movie, take us to the movies don’t say you have the dvd at home. (Unless we say we wanna watch the dvd at home)
(2) Do not take a girl you just met yesterday home with you, what the fuck what if her friends are burgulars? Gosh man you dnt even know her, slow the fuck down.
(3) Please don’t ask me if im Bisexual or if i’m into girls, you tactless son of bitch!
(4) Don’t add me on facebook, then stalk me every dam day!always commenting on my status updates.
(5) Don’t ask me if I want to meet your wife, and don’t show me pictures of your ex girlfriend.( but we can burn them on the next date)
(6) Don’t tell me what’s wrong with my body unless you’re going to pay for me to get it fixed by a fucking surgeon.or over compliment me, though i would prefer that.
(7) Don’t promise me something and then don’t do it. I swear there is no fury worste than mine, when lied to.
(8) Do not tell me about your financial problems! I just don’t care, you cant afford to pay for dinner, fuck you! go sort your shit out looser.
(9) Don’t ask me to give you head and then you don’t eat p*@sy, are you crazy.
(10) No I don’t want to meet your fucking kids!
