You should run when........

In case you were wondering, I know i’ve posted a couple of these but new shit keeps happening to me and i wanna tell you guys about it.

(1) You should run when you’re 22 years old he’s 56 and he says you look just like his 25 year old daughter, run, run, run

(2) You should run when he says he’s going through some stuff and he’s sorting his life out.

(3) you should run when he says he just broke up with his girlfriend two weeks ago, run and change your name.

(4) You should run when the first intimate contact he tries isn’t a kiss, but he aims for you’re nether regioms ;), run, if his first intimate act isnt a kiss then he just wants cookies without milk! aka just a random sex when he’s bored

(5) You should run when he smokes weed, men who smoke weed and take other mood altering drugs have multiple personalities, do you really wanna deal with that?

(6) You should run when he only calls you after ten on the weekends, what the hell do you look like a fucking party?

(7) You shoud run when he refers to himself as a Prince. hahahahah you should hire Usain Bolte to train you so you can run the fuck away from that one, can you say crazy?

(8) You should run when you mention going out and he says he has nothing to wear, oh my god you better run.

(9) You should run when his favorite artist is Rihanna! come on Rihanna?

(10) Most importantly you should run when, your instincts tell you to run, they are never ussually wrong.