Lauren the "Socialite" living in Kingston

2010

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March 6

2009

June 32
May 30
April 5
March 8
January 11

2008

June
May
April
March
February
January
“A great leader is feared not loved”
— Machiavelli
Aug 31st

do i have a sister that i dunno know...

ok I got this email from this girl who lives in canada we share the same last name so she was...
Aug 31st
“don’t regret what you did yesterday if you know...”
— Lauren Alexander
Aug 30th

A tropical storm hit me?? are you...

Ok so we just had Gustav! he was all talk i guess, he didn’t hit me the way i thought he would...
Aug 30th
“If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal”
— Emma Goldman
Aug 28th

As said by Andrew Smith

SaD LoVe QuOtES ShareToday at 9:22am A FEW QUOTES THT I RELATING TO.. -Some of the greater things...
Aug 28th
“ destroy them, O God let them fall by their own faults; cast...”
— Psalms 5 verse 10
Aug 28th

another piece of my book

CHAPTER THREE
The next day I was woken up by a call from my friend Wayne my most favorite, negative person in my life, when I wanted to remember what a failure I was I call Wayne and he reminds me.
“Ms Alexander! I see you’re still in bed” He said Disgusted
“well Wayne what can I say? I’m gonna have to get myself a gas station so I can get up at un Godly hours of the morning and take out my frustration on the sleeping public of Jamaica” I responded matter of factly.
“Well at least I don’t depend on my mother and I take care of my responsibilities”
“wow Wayne I’m so impressed! But to what do I owe this phone call”
“I just call you to remind you how pathetic you are, Ms Alexander. Enjoy the rest of your day, bye” with that Wayne hung up, I swore and through myself back unto my pillow!! But thanks to Wayne I couldn’t go back to sleep, I looked at my watch it was nearly twelve o clock!! I glanced around at my room, noticing the unpacked suitcases all around me, and shoes scattered every where, I figured I could clean my room today and feel like somebody.
I also looked at the bottle of Prozac neatly situated in the center of the mess, I decided I would brush my teeth, help myself to cereal and then maybe take two or four depending on how I felt, and worry about cleaning my room tomorrow! When hopefully I wake up earlier.
It was Thursday morning what do people do on a Thursday it was such an odd day, I played with my cereal for fifteen minutes before my cell phone rang, it was Nisei, a good friend of mine who also didn’t have a job, but whose social life was more like a job than anything else she always had something to do and somewhere to go.
Aug 28th
“did you have some???”
— Lauren Alexander
Aug 28th
Can you believe I thought my internet was down but i just plugged the cable out by mistake...
Aug 28th

The intro to my book...

Where is the best place to start a story? At the beginning some people say, I disagree I believe you...
Aug 26th
verbadjectivenoun: lilsho: Really, Nylon? Rather TeenBeat...
Aug 26th
IM REALLY ANNOYED RIGHT NOW BUT I CANT TELL YOU WHY BECOUSE I DNT KNOW!!
Aug 26th

The adventurer

ok so get this my boyfriend didnt get kidnapped he woke up in the middle of the night and went...
Aug 25th
my certificate in event planning fuckers
Aug 25th

adventures in the Morning

My boyfriend called me at 5’oclock this Morning asking me if  i wanted to have an adventure. I...
Aug 24th
“Only a fool chases after a flying bird”
— Unknown
Aug 24th
“Ignorance can be cured, Stupidity is Fatal”
— unknown
Aug 23rd

sex

15 year old: My boyfriend thinks its time we had sex
21 year old: Sex isn't all it's cracked up to be
15 year old: really?
21 year old: yeah it's kinda stupid, like a stupid waste of time
15 year old: Then why is everybody doing it
21 year old: all kinds of reason, the main one is Money.
Passer by: Don't tell her that!
21 year old: It's true as a matter of fact you and your boyfriend should probably just go shoe shopping or something instead........... it's more full filling!
Aug 23rd

Rainbows

I saw a rainbow today for the first time in like 12 years it was so wierd and cool and dumb!! Its...
Aug 23rd

Enough of Jane Porter

ok I’ve thrown the book i was reading in the Garbage i cant do it anymore. This lady got...
Aug 23rd
me and my baby sister
Aug 23rd
Furniture, really nice
Aug 23rd

Jane Porter

Im reading abook by Jane porter entitled the Sicilians defiant ,mistress, but the book gets me so...
Aug 22nd
some shoot somewhere
Aug 22nd
The current miss Jamaica 2008
Aug 22nd

Jamaica at the Olympics

why is that IOC is picking on Usain Bolt and not picking on Micheal phelps who has a gold medal that he rightfully didnt win!!
Aug 22nd
“Viewing the small things in life sometimes prevents us from...”
— Translated from a Buddha story
Aug 21st

Chapter seven cool

I’v e finnally made it to chapter seven in the book I’m writing I’m sooo glad...
Aug 21st
Blogging!!!
Aug 19th
“We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then is not an...”
— ARISTOTLE
Aug 19th

Threats not from a stranger

Hello everyone I got a call last night from someone I know, they were hoping that I wouldn’t...
Aug 19th
Watch Watch
Clueless at a bar
Aug 17th
Watch Watch
A tequila shot
Aug 17th
Watch Watch
lipsyncing girl
Aug 17th

Writing this book

Hey every one I’m working on a book and its so hard for me to keep focused, I’m on the...
Aug 17th
At a little bar called Medusa in kingston jamaica
Aug 17th
Pictures of Lauren
Aug 17th

Miley or Hannah Montanna!

Do you think the media is building Miley up so they can crush her like Britney Spears?
Aug 17th
“I used to wish the sun would come out, but now i just play...”
— Lauren Alexander
Aug 17th
Readying up to go out!
Aug 17th